you are sotoy, you know that? i bet you've researched your own illness sometime this week

BECAUSE IM ASIAN, HAHA
You seeeeeeee
I went to the doctor yesterday yesterday
and u kno wats
i easily get stomachaches ever since,


I mean, what else can doctors do?


Anyway anywayy,,
doctors can be quite funny,
the one that i went to had this tone
as if hes mocking me,
"u ar sotoy u kno that?
i bet you've researched your own illness sometime this week"
the other one I had bfore this one,
[the abdomen doctor]
was so pitiful of me,
as if I needed a surgery sooner or later

Doctor: ok, so what is your problem?
mi dad: *talks gibberish, mixing gastric ulcer and mi lactose intolerance up*
Doctor goes ...
I went : i hav gastric ulcer
Doctor goes : u hav gastric ulcer?
I went : yeah
Doctor : how d u kno? u went t a doctor before?
I went : ... no,
Doctor: so how d u kno if uve got gastric ulcer?
I went: .. I dont kno, I think I hav gastric ulcer
Doctor goes: so u think u have gastric ulcer, *laughs*
Im like ...

I mean, thf, he went "u went t a doctor before?", hes a doctor isn he?
why was he laughing at me because i think i hav gastric ulcer?

Okk so ,,
this morning mi stomach was badly hurting again,
I went thf bcz the last time it hurted bfore going t the doctor was like, 2 weeks ago?
Why did I even go to the doctor,
Eventually , I had headache
this caused mi blankness;

D:

I had the IGs this morning at 8.
God, last year was SATs, this year IGs,
Okk so the exam was actually easy,
very easy,
but u kno wat
I sucked at it ,
HAHAH
it said ther ,
"find the average between 12 and 11.875"
I was like "wher th hell is th mid value?"
cz see in maths,
we DONT GET EASY QUESTIONS LIKE THAT
we DONT do "add them together then divide it by two" anymore,
we go "that x the mid value + that x mid value over the frequency"
yeah yeah u would say i wouldv already suspected that the answer is wrong
of course i did
but i thot that if u add them up i would get the median
thf median,
HAHAHAHAH

and thers also this question at the end,
telling me t draw a diagram t check that the middle of this thing is at 84.2cm.
Idont kno wher the hell it said cylinder
but I guess I was the only one who ddn see,,
I drew a square instead,

and I thinkk I got this other question wrong too,,
wher it says wat other variable
I just put same amount of time,
which has already been shown in the first experiment anyway,

Yes see, 3 out of 3 i got them all wrong,

P.S. Oh yeah oh yeah , When I went home,
Tante Ita was like "nis, kata mama kunci ny didapur ya,"
I was like "iya tante,"
then i got out of the car and walked to the door,
it was locked, "why is it locked?" I thought
;that incident happened in just less than a minute,