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Wednesday 29 July 2009

I curse Bella (Twilight)

BECAUSE IM ASIAN, HAHA

They say authors create such complicated, unique character,
actually they're just annoyingly different and unwanted;

Yeah, I've read Twilight, and it was fine ,
but now I'm reading New Moon (to kill time productively for English First Language-I will be going over words after mi trip to malay)

And damit damit damit Bella, that girl is so..
paranoid,
thf, yeah to all u ex-twilight readers,
is it just me, or is she just suicidal,
She treats her life miserably,
when in fact she was popular from the day she came to school until she rejected that human life,
Everybody cares about her,
when she usually uses her school mates to avoid her father, - and when she's with Edward, she doesn hang out with them anymore

Whats this wats this,
there was this part where she and jess went t port angeles t catch a movie,
(bcz Charlie, the dad, was sick of her doing nth since Edward was gone, so she asked favour for Jessica t have her "girl-night-out")
there were men just outside the pub, which seemed familiar to her,
so she got interested and went towards them,
when she realised they wern the bad people that tried to harm her last year,
she was disinterested, bcause she was safe, they were nice people,
thf, she doesn even run,
Worse still, that Jessica was still gawking at her in the middle of the street,
if she wanted to die ther,
go die,
but Jessica was there,
FAK;
thank god they didn get hurt,
these things put me to emotional breakout see,
Emo people suk;

P.S. to non-twilight readers, Bella sucks at P.E. so when she's in trouble, she only pretends to be brave, though she is exceptionally clumsy when running

Monday 27 July 2009

"Twitches"

BECAUSE IM ASIAN, HAHA

Disney is polluting our minds now,
unliek Tarzan which is rated two-thumbs-up,
its moral is so damn worthless,,


Yeah, everybody knows that Disney's fairy tales (liek wats so called Cind
erella and Princesses) do not even reflect reality (not even one bit).
I mean, how does Cinderella's shoe verify that Cinderella's the real "princess"?

Yes, they say that every effort will pay back some time,
but how is becoming a maid in ur own step mother's house ever gets u becoming a princess ?
Yeah in real life, it only makes sense if you study everyday to become a doctor, then u will probably become a doctor (If God allows it ya ,)

But what's worse is that,
see see they say Cinderella is kind because she tries her best to effort everything she does, liek cleaning her whole house which was conquered by her own step mother,
To me,
she's a suck up

THF its her own house dsn she have any self-esteem t get it back herself without the need of the mice and the birds and the pumpkin and the horses and the stepmother and the prince to do most of the job for her,
I think she's just bothering everybody's night see,
(even the villains' nights ya)

It just turns out t be a positive ending on whatever she does see;
And wow, in Cinderella's second movie, there was no financial crisis she h
ad to face,
she just had to be kind to everyone,

she was kind to her wicked sister,
in the end everybody's happy,
im not even sure if there was a villain in this story,


Anyhow,
my first intention of typing was about Twitches,
Seriously, I know you all immediately find this movie is horrifyingly lame, before even watching it;

Let me type in what its about,
I think I was watching Twitches 2,

(I havent watched the first one bcz i wasn that bored years ago)
It was about these twins who were witches,
and one of them sensed that her father, Arron, was still alive, (I dont know why he was dead but they were desperate to get him back)

and she had dreams and stories locked in her head which lead to turning him
back to life from the Shadows
However at the same time, the people from the magic world had already foretold the coming of the villain that came in the first movie,

If there was a tragedy like this happening in real life,
I doubt that person would ever come out of her room and stay in that magical world until they sorted it out,
but no,
they went to college,

they flirted with the boys,
they fought abt how gorgeous the boy is,
but somehow,
they all relate to the solution of their deadly situation,
Miraculously.

P.S. actually, the reason I'm typing tonight was because there was this scene,
where the family were all alive,

(Yes, the father was alive again, they had time to hug)
Then there was this scene where the villain was weakened and tried to get back at the father,
and he jumped liek this


(caption: I mean, if that scene was supposed to picture you of an attack, what kind of witch would jump at another person liek that? Most likely he would be falling, or landing on someone, but then end up getting kicked off anyhow; its only reasonable for a lion to tackle like that)

P.S.(2) Talk about being creative, I guess Twitches 2 tried to make some changes in fairy tales too,
instead of having a prince of their age as their happily ever after
they saved their dad,
(note that he is also a prince)
then happily ever after.
How nice.